Barenaked Ladies - Raisins lyrics

Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place in a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2? I can't keep my movies straight When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt 'Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great I don't want to be a bother But I think the phone's for you I've got orange pants, I wear them when I dance But I don't get out that much You are just too loud, I pa**ed you in a crowd Thank you and keep in touch I don't speak Chinese, not even words like please Thank you or how are you But I can parle FranAais, I parled a bit today It seemed like the thing to do I don't want to be a bother But I think you're in my seat