Barenaked Ladies - The Ninjas lyrics

I woke up this morning And everything was different Something was strange in the air I woke up this morning And everything was different I knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my bedroom Underneath the dresser Behind the curtain But nothing could be found There was nothing left behind them No way that I could find them No finger prints or crumbs on the ground The ninjas are deadly and silent They're also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese They do whatever they please And sometimes they vacation in Ireland The ninjas are deadly and silent They're also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese They do whatever they please And if you tear of their mask, They'll be smiling