Barenaked Ladies - Uncle Elwyn lyrics

It's Uncle Elwyn It's Uncle Elwyn My Uncle Elwyn is tall My Elwyn is small My Elwyn plays a mean basketball He's about 45 maybe 55, 60 I'm not sure; once he mixed me a drink I was about 5 years old It was Koolaid and pop I thought that was cold Cold meaning good Cold's supposed to be bad but i think that I otta would Change some things,I change their meanings I've been here, I've been demeaning Once, twice, maybe three times I asked my Uncle Elwyn he's a mime Ask Uncle Elwyn Ask Uncle Elwyn E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, say it again E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, say it again E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, that's my uncle!