Barenaked Ladies - Quality lyrics

Just show me the venue When I'm the menu It's personalized The life of the party I'm like Billy Barty But regular-sized I guess I should explain Your guests will go insane For me 'Cause I'm serving up quality It can't be beat If you're not down Vote with your feet My quality, biology Enhanced with high technology Over in England Everything bent But I'm satisfied I hung with the stars there You know they drive cars there On the other side They barely noticed me You said you'd go with me Always 'Cause I'm serving up quality It can't be beat If you're not down Vote with your feet My quality, biology Inspired some Greek mythology It's all true (cross my heart and hope to die) I swear to you (stick a needle in your eye) And if you've been misled May some lightning strike me dead Back Japan, they Did not understand, they Sent me back here But look at them now, they're Rubbing my cow, there And feeding it beer I may go back someday They'll have a huge buffet For me 'Cause I'm serving up quality It can't be beat If you're not down Vote with your feet My quality, mirology Is studied in theology It's quality It can't be beat If you're not down Vote with your feet My quality, biology Enhanced with high technology