Barenaked Ladies - Mcdonald's Girl lyrics

I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark, but the "golden arches" light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say "i'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese, I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please? " Chorus: I am in love with a mcdonalds girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a mcdonalds girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform She doesn't try to impress anyone She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know She don't treat me like a simpleton She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know When my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go, She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...boy! Chorus There she stands behind the register She's taking orders from the saddle river little league If they knew how much I wanted her Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye, My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee Chorus Uno, dos, tres, quatro Big mac, filet o fish, quarter pounder, french fries Icey coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies Sing that song of taste You can only find at one place: mcdonalds Chorus