Bare Jr. - If You Choose Me lyrics

If you choose me over him I'll make you proud, i'll make you grin I'll write a poem about your smile I'll buy you hats cause i dig your style I'll tell all my buddies how good you kiss While i'm away only you i'll miss I'll share my records and stay really clean I'll never fuss nor be mean In front of all your friends, i'll kiss your a** I'll leave behind my violent past If you choose me, if you choose me Why won't you choose me over him If you choose me over him, i'll make you proud On me you can depend To be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishin' I'll make you biscuits then clean the kitchen There will be credit cards for all your desires We can walk in the park And hold hands for hours I'll rub your feet i'll scratch your back I'll brush your hair and then comb it back We'll find that old boyfriend who treated you bad You can cuss him out while i kick his a** I'll wash your clothes, i'll pay the bills You can paint the bedroom anyway you feel I'll quit cussin' and lose 10 pounds I'll swear you're skinny when you get round