Bård Ylvisaker - Someone Like Me lyrics

Boy: People hug and give each other kisses Holding hands and walking side by side But everytime I try to charm a lady she runs away... What am I doing wrong? Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go (Singing dubstep sounds) Excuse me, miss.. but do you like the dubstep? (Singing dubstep sounds) Girl: Oh, will I ever find someone or will I die alone? Endless streams of loveletters, and roses Serenades from men with big guitars. Famous men are asking me for dinner I think I'll pa**. Oh, where is my prince charming who will cuddle with my hair and whisper... (Singing dubstep sounds) Will I meet a man who also likes to (Singing dubstep sounds) I guess I'll never know... Alternating girl-boy: Will I find. Oh, will I ever find that someone who. Can sing wuu. Can sing the wu wu wu wu wu wuuu. Do the ring. I'll do the ri ri ri ri ri ri ring for you. Oh my God Who is that singing? Someone who also likes the dub. The dub... The step... We both like dubstep. Alternating boy-girl: Please just take these f**ing flowers! Let's move in together! We'll have children! I'll make cupcakes! I will ma**age your shoulders daily! I'll make you dinner when you come home from work! I'll play James Blunt-songs from a CD! Let's buy a car! I'll make you an omelette for breakfast! I'll do dishes for you! Let's watch the last season of Madmen together! I f**ing love you! x2 You co*k-s**ing son of a b**h! Boy: I'll get down on my knees and ask you.. Will you marry me?