Alright Y'all Long time no see good to be back Host of the finest my friend you're the best This town, this bar, lord of my dreams Start the merry-go-round fill me up knock me down Pouring wine serving draught with style Getting laid by your booze feels great Master, ruler, drinkslinger, god Tender you got me by the balls Can' get enough Wanna get loaded and f**ed Boozt me blast me fill me up Smash my pitiful body with best you've got As long as you are able to load me I'll be your s*ut Hey hey hey Set for sin and I'm playing to win Hooked at the bar I'm a rock 'n' roll star Tender bring them drinks on parade Ladies help yourselves or let me Let the ritual dance begin First we get drunk and then we get ill You can cover all of my needs Tender you feed my dirtiest deeds Can' get enough Wanna get loaded and f**ed Boozt me blast me fill me up Smash my pitiful body with best you've got As long as you are able to load me I'll be your s*ut