My friends keep disappearing (My friends are nowhere to be seen) My friends make me uncomfortable My friends have strange agendas (They make me bored beyond belief) My friends are so outdated My friends are obsolete I know I might sound cold But I'm not sick about this at all It's just another way to speak of obsoletion It's obsoletion My friends are so unfashionable (My friends are models from last year) My friends are controversial My friends have strange addictions (I'm always wishing they would leave) My friends are best forgotten My friends are obsolete I know I might sound cold But I'm not sick about this at all It's just another way to speak of obsoletion It's obsoletion It's obsoletion, yeah My friends are obsolete, yeah