Barbra Streisand - Just Leave Everything To Me - Prologue - Call On Dolly lyrics

[Chorus:] Call on Dolly! If your neighbour needs a new romance Just name that kind of man your sister wants And she'll snatch them up Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts and She'll match 'em up. Call on [Dolly:] Missus Dolly! [Chorus:] She's the one the spinsters recomend She even find a lovely bride Call on Dolly! [Fade out] [Dolly:] I have always been a woman who arranges things, for the pleasure--and the profit--it derives. I have always been a woman who arranges things, like furniture and daffodils and lives. If you want your sister courted, brother wed, or cheese imported: Just leave everything to me. If you want your roof inspected, eyebrows tweezed, or bills collected: Just leave everything to me. If you want your daughter dated, or some marriage consummated, for a rather modest fee. If you want a husband spotted, boyfriend traced, or chicken potted: I'll arrange for making all arrangements Just leave everything to me. If you want your ego bolstered, muscles toned, or chair upholstered: Just leave everything to me. Charming social introductions, expert mandolin instructions: Just leave everything to me. If you want your culture rounded, French improved, or torso pounded: With a ten year guarantee. If you want a birth recorded, collies bred, or kittens ported: I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure Just leave everything to me. ([Mr. Sullivan:] Where to, Dolly? [Dolly:] Yonkers, New York, to handle a highly personal matter for Mr. Horace Vandergelder, the well-known, unmarried, half-a-millionaire. [Mr. Sullivan:] Gonna marry him yourself, Dolly? [Dolly:] Why, Mr. Sullivan, whatever put such a preposterous idea into my head--your head!) If you want a law abolished, jury swayed, or toenails polished: Just leave everything to me. If you want your liver tested, gla**es made, cash invested: Just leave everything to me. If you want your children coddled, corsets pulled, or furs remodeled, or some nice, fresh frica**ee. If you want your bustle shifted, wedding planned, or bosom lifted-- Don't be ashamed girls, Life is full of secrets, and I keep 'em! I'll discretely use my own discretion I'll arrange for making all arrangements I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure Just leave everything to me!