Barbra Streisand - PUNKY’S DILEMMA lyrics

Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies Relaxing a while ...livin' in style Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A. Casually glancing at his toupee Wish I was an English Muffin Bout to make the most out of a toaster I'd ease myself down Comin' up brown I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fans If I become a famous lady Would you put my photo on your piano? >From Mary Jane.....best wishes to Martin... Ooooh South California Oh Roger draft dodger Leavin by the basement door Everybody knows what he's tippe-toein' Down there for Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake Floatin' in my bowl Takin' movies Relax in a whirl livin' in style...