Adam you like having a drink or two Sometimes twenty if you're feeling blue Sometimes one in the morning so you can get out of bed Ya like Jim, ya like jack, ya like makers mark Ya like drinking in the daytime, drinking in the dark You like drinking with a crowd, or drinking alone Drinking in the shower, or drinking on the phone I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying Tried to hide it but I'm bad at lying So I'm still drinking if you're still buying I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying Roy you like women but you're a married man Sneaking around every chance you can The feminine nations gonna be the ruination of you You like brunettes, redheads, and bottled blonds Pulling them jeans off, and mowing them lawns But you're staring down the barrel It's the same old' song, cause your wife and your girlfriend can't seem to get along I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying Having several women is d**h defying But if there's eggs to break, I can't help but fry em I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying Now Roy you like smoking my cheap homegrown, that Mexican lettuce sure gets you stoned You cotton-mouth so dry, you'll drink the water from my bong You like sensimilla red and Acapulco gold, Maui waui, and resin from the bowl But we ain't wrote a song in so long I don't know, and now Johnny law's waiting for us after the show I'm trying to quit but I just quit trying So roll me a joint and I'll start flying Made us laugh so hard that we both started crying I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying