Capo 4th fret (sounding key c# major) A A Well, i've already had two beers D I'm ready for the broom A Please, missus henry, won't you D Take me to my room? A I'm a good ol' boy E But i've been sniffin' too many eggs D Talkin' to too many people A Drinkin' too many kegs A Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! D Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! A I'm down on my knees An' i ain't got a dime Well, i'm groanin' in a hallway Pretty soon i'll be mad Please, missus henry, won't you Take me to your dad? I can drink like a fish I can crawl like a snake I can bite like a turkey I can slam like a drake Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! I'm down on my knees An' i ain't got a dime Now, don't crowd me, lady Or i'll fill up your shoe I'm a sweet bourbon daddy An' tonight i am blue I'm a thousand years old And i'm a generous bomb I'm t-boned and punctured But i'm known to be calm Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! I'm down on my knees An' i ain't got a dime Now, i'm startin' to drain My stool's gonna squeak If i walk too much farther My crane's gonna leak Look, missus henry There's only so much i can do Why don't you look my way An' pump me a few? Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! Please, missus henry, missus henry, please! I'm down on my knees An' i ain't got a dime