There is a war, and me must fight But we won't win if we don't eat right Billions are suffering, so we must prevail You want Vegan Power? You better eat KALE!! Tofu, rice, and beans - BEANS! And dark leafy greens - GREENS! Fruits and nuts and seeds - SEEDS! Partake of these to smash enemies War is upon us, like it or not No hippies or weaklings, we need juggernauts 'Cause change never comes from asking nicely You want Liberation? You better eat broccoli!! Tofu, rice, and beans - BEANS! And dark leafy greens - GREENS! Fruits and nuts and seeds - SEEDS! Partake of these to smash enemies Born to lose, eat to win! Toughened by tempeh, strengthened by seitan Born to lose, eat to win! We scoff at the phrase "protein deficient" (HA!) ("Where do I get my protein? What, are you a f**in' idiot??") Show them a vegan like they've never seen Primed to deliver one million a** beatings! Tofu, rice, and beans - BEANS! And dark leafy greens - GREENS! Fruits and nuts and seeds - SEEDS! Partake of these to smash enemies