Bambix - Cry-O-Surgery lyrics

I've got two bodies and a head, and a memory I'm gonna fix them in a way that suits me All I need, a freezer and a knife And I'll revive the living dead I once had a friend Who had a face like a rat So I gave him a new head Now he's such a lovely lad Cryosurgery is fun And I don't think I'm the only one Who likes to put things where they belong Cryosurgery is fun And I don't think I'm the only one Who likes to put things in their place One day I will have changed the entire human race Still, all I see Angry faces looking down at me Because I can't help them all I have to work so hard Creating Naomis out of old tarts And make the short ones tall Julie was so insecure She got really depressed So I gave her a new brain She now thinks she's the best But then her brains were lit She got a bit too optimistic She thought that she could fly Made others wonder why Sometimes I feel as if I'm God Or at least his maid When I look at people I create I play to win By making Einsteins of the very dim My job is so interesting Only in the summertime I can't be a hero Cause I can only operate At absolute zero