You left your notes on lesbian s** On the fishtank in the hall It took me all afternoon To read them all I learned more in that day Than I've ever learned before I don't think you and I Should go clubbing anymore Last night your mother called to say Your father's run away With the man who plays the polar bear In Disney's Ice Parade She says don't worry she's okay She hated ice-dance anyway And now she'll have more time alone To drink her days away Drink her days away Doesn't need anyone to help her She's okay Now I've come home again To find you in a sticky mess We won't get our deposit back If you carry on like this So put away your whips and chains They couldn't hold me anyway It's the space between your shoulder blades That makes me want to stay And I'm okay I don't need anyone to help me And now we retreat to the kitchen I'll make you some tea You tell me when you were young you thought there would be Something more glorious for you to be And I say glorious? What could be more glorious than you and me And so your father's run away Your mother's in a drunken haze Doesn't mean that you and I can't make it anyway