Badministrator - Walk the Plank lyrics

Parley all day, damage is momentous Fire nonstop like I'm Trump on Apprentice Goin' top lane, that's a d**h sentence Soul crushing damage and sustain that's my essence Can't be touched every champ is a mismatch Sleek like Apple but don't need an iPatch Try to gank me, but you know that you can't catch Scurvy removed and I fall back without a scratch Better dispatch your team to a**ist you Shoot 12 times a minute and I never once missed you Clearly it was a mistake to enlist you Stomp so hard that you'll wish that you dodged queue Can't dodge Q cause it's an ability Grog soaked blade, hinder your mobility Just doing my job no need for hostility Ragers get ignored lets have some civility Don't call me Jack Sparrow cause I'm much more of a menace Take you on my boat with implications like Mac and Dennis Built my repututation on the water like the city Venice Always in pursuit until I destroy your team's Nexus Student of piracy, I practice piously Check my report card, always perfect grades, seven Cs No place to hide because I come at you relentlessly Singlehandedly I will reduce your life expectancy I'm the greatest champion in the game, described essentially Had a tough childhood, from the school of hardknocks Own two ships because my damage is a pair of docks More valuable than Google, your just a penny stock Take over your base like the pilgrims at Plymouth Rock You're never safe cause my ult is global Cannonballs rain down, render you immobile Constantly inceasing my gold and k** totals Initiate the fight and melt you down like Chernobyl I raise morale better than a USO show Higher crit percentage than a Steve Nash free throw I can tell your future better than Miss Cleo Call me for a free reading, I'm Oracle you're Neo I hit harder than a head on car crash Leave you more hurt than a late stage Johnny Cash Tier 1 champ everyone else is lower cla** One shot k**s cause I crit like nerve gas I'm the perfect hybrid, carry support tank Next person to cross me takes a slow walk off the plank My best advice is that you hide like Anne Frank And write in your diary about the menace that is Gangplank The highest rank, Captain even from the fifth pick Move speed steroid, can't be caught too quick Never lose a game cause my sk**set is too sick No chance to live cause I hit like a ton of bricks Full hp to zero health with a single mouse click