Badministrator - This Is War 2: Piltover vs Zaun lyrics

[Verse 1:LilyPichu as Jinx] Look into my eyes try to see what I know A twisted little journey through the path of psycho A vivid premonition manifesting undigesting The petty little trifles taught to adolescents condescending I'm digressing A complicated girl with very simple wishes A global rocket has your people sleeping with the fishes And when your city comes to desolation One small step and I reach global incineration I'm not normal and I don't pretend so My approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo Reality is false and its so cause i say Chaotic demolition well that's just my forte d**h is a fun way to pa** the time though Several little bullets moving in staccato The terror of my rain will live on in infamy Singing when they die like a dead man's symphony [Verse 2: Badministrator as Twitch] Yo it's the rat with the flat hat I'm hip to you house cats Can't fool me grab the cheese from the mouse trap Feel a light breeze when i move past Ease to your groups back Pause have a laugh Throw the venom cask And shoot for the center of ma** Hit the expunge and I blow the stacks You've been removed by the menace rat It's Jerry with a Tommy gun Scream for your mommy son ("MOMMY!!!"-Ziggs?) Saw me in the lobby had your chance Probably should have run Sewer rat with Splinter Cell abilities Shredder of your back line your team screaming turtle please Strike from the shadows like a ninja on a murder spree And if I'm feeling blue What I do is put some shots through the purple team Brain to your pinky Can't see me but your lane's getting stinky And now I see the wards if you pink me The plague's back it's over I'm k**ing lame soldiers With spray and pray tactics Like the Pope with a super soaker [Verse 3: AntiRivet as Heimerdinger] You are soooo poorly designed for this In matters much delectable My brain remains detectable So very very confident A battle is inevitable This data is incredible My findings unforgettable Fluctuating patterns Tell me something's in these parables If matter doesn't matter Then what side am I to choose? This data doesn't tell me Who will win and who will lose... [Verse 4: Josef Falkensköld(Falconshield) as Jayce] Allright that's enough ugly people step aside They call me hero defender and Piltover's Pride I take it all in stride Giving girls heart attacks Strike you with the hammer And then bring s**y back You wanna try me in the lane? I'll have you seeing stars I'm dishing out the pain Up close and from afar Strong like a bull Versatility stunning Accelerating shock blasts That hit you running and yet... I'm pretty smart I'm a scientist you know And when I calculate the likeliness of success for my foes I get but one result Failure forever Look at Viktor's face it's so cute Said no one ever [Verse 5: Lunity as Caitlyn] On patrol Get set Take aim Lock and load Now put your hands up On your knees I'm in control Don't try that sh** with me You're gonna get caught I only got 2 words for you Head Shot Boom That's it you're dead You took the headstart But could just as well have stayed and slit your throat instead You wanna know why it's called ace in the hole? I'm the ace and the hole is where you used to have your head Got the heart of the dragon And a mind like a genie When you step into my town You'll be answering to me, so... I'm not gonna blame ya if you're petrified scared stiff I am the law and no one shoots the sheriff [Verse 6: AntiRivet as Singed] It's nearly time The battle's on Oh friends off mine I've seen poison fill the air A war is raging with deadly flare WAR What a trivial thing A night with battle just isn't my fling But a curiosity dwells within Who will lose And who will win? [Verse 7: Stephanos Rex as Viktor] I am the inventor A bold experimentor Join as my acolyte and i will be your mentor Science will destroy you it will build you anew The gifts I offer now eternal power a new point of view Steel will fix all your flaws You will rise above human laws You will mock them made of meat They'll drop to worship at your feet Forget now the shame of defeat Our victory shall be so sweet Replace all your petty emotions Or keep your blood you'll bleed oceans All you little fleshbags Stuck with your old hags Watch as their skin sags They're fodder for my labs Your bodies are so frail We will be your final nail This is the REVOLUTION The glorious EVOLUTION [Verse 8: AntiRivet as Mundo] MOVE Mundo up to the plate The doctor's arrived Mundo sealing your fate(MUNDO) Top Mundo's flow? Who thinks they can match it? No bad blood here Mundo buries the hatchet Doom in degrees Wrecking 3v3's Life is affliction Mundo cure your disease Mundo the King end of conversation And this doctor's not strange to regeneration Piltover punies No match for cleaver You see Mundo's face Now you a believer You lay on the ground Broken to pieces Going to HAM? Mundo goes where he pleases [Verse 9: Stephanos Rex as Ezreal] I was born with sorcerous power in my veins My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains You'll never strike back I got jukes for days When they find what's left You'll still be ablaze And yeah I rock the Haruhi dance so what? You know it puts the ladies straight into rut Have you seen the look on Lux's face? Go on Be jelly You're such a disgrace I'll k** for my princess No robbers or fakes Flee or I'll trash you 'til you've got the shakes So you think you can take me? Cool your jets Mother Fu(pewpew noise) I'm "EzReal" as it gets ("Hahaha It's all sk**"-Ezreal) ("Is it safe to come out yet?" -Twitch) ("Here comes Vi..."-Jinx? or Vi?) (*Nervous Laughter*-Twitch) Verse 10: Nicki Taylor as Vi One girl wrecking crew! Vi A vicious violent vixen voiding vindication Gauntlets of the law keeping safe Piltover's population Honor Justice And freedom yeah what are those? I'm just here to show your skull a few denting blows They say I'm overpowered Oh she's such a misfit This is Vi radio Check out my smash hits So when the law comes out That's just a Vi day And if you want all of your teeth Say out of Vi's way ("Boom baby"-Vi) You can beg for mercy won't be able to hear you Resist arrest once your rights stay in my rear view It's not some freud related envy Not like I'm just compensating This is simply how the game looks when I'm dominating ("HAHAHAHAH"-Vi) Run all you want But your not gonna get far My punches make explosions like it's fist of the north star A fury like no other Stay back while I solo baron Throwing more 'bows then a trick named Garen