Badministrator - Push The Lanes lyrics

(Intro, from "Brother Can You Spare a Dime") Once I built a tower to the sun Brick and rivet and lime (built them towers for you...) Once I built a tower now it's done (...and you just let us down) Brother can you spare a dime (Verse 1, Badministrator as a Minion) We're doing work, put the towers up for you jerks You laugh and you smirk, your arrogance it drives me berserk My feelings are hurt, my patience thin and I'm getting irked We should just fall back and let your sorry a** get murked You know we can't do that cause we're too dedicated We build the nexus and towers while unappreciated We sacrifice ourselves in droves, every one of us harmed But don't be alarmed, I'll just tell my kids their mom got farmed That should be easy, right? Their little faces greeting me "Dad you're home early! Where's Mom?" Well she got k**ed you see The enemy had left our lane and we don't really know why But our champ let her die, mumbled something about "XP deny" But don't you worry about it cause she's in Minion Heaven Where everyone is promoted and hangs out in the nexus Won't have to work another day in her life It's just too bad it's all a lie and you straight up k**ed my wife (Chorus) We're the minions! Don't you dare call us creeps! Respect the guild! We watch the towers go down, but we always rebuild! We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs And you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs Cause we're the minions! And every single one of us is truly sk**ed We always move forward even while our friends are k**ed We'll never give up, our sense of duty never wanes Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes (Verse 2) Imagine you're a siege minion hanging out in the back You watch your whole squad die just for Bloodthirster stacks And you can try to deny it but you'd best face the fact That there's a ninety-nine percent chance you won't make it back Seems like a sad existence, but it's all that we got Can't even hit the other champs unless your ally is shot We might get stronger over time but it's not by a lot We're not allowed to reposition so we're constantly caught But we don't mind it, we hit the lanes and grind it If your defense has a weakness we're surely gonna find it Stay in formation so you know what's in store Use the same tactics as the British in the Empire Wars That's right we stand in line, happy to follow the rules We might seem like we're lacking tactics but we really aren't fools We've just been told to act like mindless drones and not take a stand So they can say that minions have no souls, it's all propaganda (Chorus) We're the minions! Don't you dare call us creeps! Respect the guild! We watch the towers go down, but we always rebuild! We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs And you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs Cause we're the minions! And every single one of us is truly sk**ed We always move forward even while our friends are k**ed We'll never give up, our sense of duty never wanes Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes (Outro, from "Brother Can You Spare a Dime") They used to tell me I was building a dream With peace and glory ahead...