Badministrator - Jungle Kings lyrics

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Badministrator - Jungle Kings lyrics

[Verse 1: Badministrator] Engineered scientifically, a**ist with efficiency Leave gifts for the team under green like a Christmas tree A laner's dream made of goo, brute with the one two Punch through your crew with the kung fu I leave puddles, countergank for doubles It's always sunny when the green man jungles Blue pull then I grab wolves into wraith camp Pioneer of the fast clear and it pays man Created from a textbook, connect with a left hook Step to the special weapon get shook Get your life took, stretching strike win the fight Leave you brutalized right where you once stood I'm no good, Goliath with a sling shot A self fling into anything and I can't be stopped I'm science hell, divide you like a cell Applied well I fly in high dive and tank spells Bank swells, hit the the shop throwing cash around I'm your new favorite green organic compound I confound confuse and amaze, amuse with my plays Abuse every phase and don't lose for days [Verse 2: CodyPOV] Throw a cleaver in your back side Feels like you lack drive When I'm behind the wheel my ultimate is Mach Five You should be shocked guy, but it's not my fault I'm runnin' to you and my waists secured with Brand's ult Your team is fond of me, I'm an anomaly Stick my tongue out and I run while you're all on to me It dawned on me, you're pawns to me Your base is like a spawn to me I'm campin' on your Ahri cause Mundo goes where he wants to please And I'm not asking for permission I'm hunting down your bounties and I'm keeping the remissions You're missin', your sk**shots I'm dippin', when k**s drop Stop, gimme some time to base, refill, and shop You need a blue buff to be helpful But when I'm using all my sk**s I'm draining my own health pool Cause I don't give a sh** if you're sending four people top to me I'm pushin' down your turret and nobody's ever stoppin' me You all drop to me, lane swap to flee You should calm yourself, meditate like Master Yi You will throb pain, mostly cause I mop lames This will be your final hour, especially cause you're not Vayne [Verse 3: Collective] I'm charging into sight, you're so scared that your esophagus Is clenching up, you're standing toe to toe with what the apocalypse Will manifest into a horseman if it was monstrous My crowning act is sealing Amumu's sarcophagus I'm the king of this jungle, got it locked Getting first blood mid, level 3, then I'm walking top Waiting for a chance to pounce, which isn't hard (he talks a lot) We get him low, I'm spamming Q, I LOVE it when their body drops I diversify my ganks, I don't like campin' I spread the face of the community..."Still Rampant" You give credit of my existence to black magic But it don't make a difference when I'm ulting in for hat tricks I'm Hecarim, the enigma from the Shadow Isles Shredding and I'm cleaving through your ranks, like the battle's wild Enjoy whatever time you have left until sundown Because you'll hear the screams from your team when I run around When you see me, your best plan's to fall back I'll drop you so fast, you would wish you were alt tabbed And in fact what I'll unmask, throughout this war path Is my intent, to see if you sink inside this blood bath [Verse 4: Keyori] Yo, I'm malevolent, level up, level 2 lizard buff Hello FIRST BLOOD, shiv you - no fisticuffs Hazing the brain of your laners Invading while you're raging and negating your double buffs This ain't a practical joke, you're practically smoke Cos when you see the orange flash you'll practically croak You're practically yoke, your skull's an egg man and I'm getting my toast Cos I eat scrubs for breakfast till I actually choke They'll want a restraining order the way I'm causing ma** disorder Crossed the border, couldn't afford a ward huh? Sorta scored a tight reward, hah, thanks for the gold kid My double ain't something to roll with Exploded, daggers unloaded the game - you've thrown it I'm whoring dorans, only focused on backdooring Exploring every which way for my boxes to start flooring Your boring team - ignoring adoring allies cos fanboys need warning I'm only here for blood pouring till it's soaring overhead I've got a magic trick to show you! Please, all gather round I'll show you what it means to be coulrophobic - fearing clowns I'll slit the throat of your king and dance around with his crown Call me usurper cos this jester is a king now