Badly Drawn Boy - Don't Ask Me, I'm Only the President lyrics

There's a movie Normally I'd call that a film But it moved me And that didn't rhyme with film See this film, it only had one scene My recollection fades It may just have been a dream There was a dragon teaching women to breathe fire A long line of men being made to walk across this high wire If they fell off to their d**hs, they'd be martyred on the spot If they made it to the other side, someone shook their hand and they were shot Isn't that just the way it's always been I say all men are equal No man should be king Or play God, define sin, or watch Hollyoaks Big Brother needs to end Let's hope this one's the last