Bad Lip Reading - Dirty Spaceman lyrics

Are you the one? Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah Baby, I want it in my dumpster, yeah! All these Chinese men be texting me "What's happenin', Slick?" Then I throw up in my towel, perfect shellfish I ate extra Cheerios, ho! Yeah And them Spanish guys raided my domicile All they wanted was to try to choke my dog But I'm feeling fine I'm on bottle ninety-nine I hate Gumby more than you Tonight I'm leavin' Though I'm bleedin' Now you know me as Dirty spaceman, yeah Tonight I'm leavin' Got that spaceman head And now I"m leavin (Now I'm leavin') Angel mouth Ate my Jedi Jello Now she feels the burn (Now she feels the burn) And I'm feeling extra angry I-I-I I'm the Dirty Spaceman Yeah, yeah, sometimes I'm pretty I bought a leopard Kept it freestyle Now all these teenage chickenheads call me all night One that looked like Brundlefly Said to me "Can you leave your wrinkled willie glue Inside my ocean, please?" But I didn't cause her booty flat, flat, flat Yeah, I'm a genius, trust me It was fully sad I said "get a whiff of you, you need a a** shroud" Tuesday night, I did it with no hands Tonight I'm leavin' Though I'm bleedin' Now you know me as Dirty spaceman, yeah Tonight I'm leavin' Got that spaceman head And now I"m leavin (Now I'm leavin') Angel mouth Ate my Jedi Jello Now she feels the burn (Now she feels the burn) And I'm feeling extra angry I-I-I I'm the Dirty Spaceman That chick let my frog out And I mean it hopped and it hopped Out in space Adrian's gone, gone Tie dye Einstein takes stop signs They tried to turn our summer plastic Let me see you wander to my house I'd love to eat a bag of children Cook 'em "over easy" on a Monday I can tell I'm beginnning to like Alejandro He's brave and dapper and not drunk And I loved his junk in high school He's like a Big Swiss hand rapist He stained my shirt Took forever to get that ghost out my house You stupid poltergeist I jumped in my car Got my pennies in a jar Hit McDonalds and got a hamburger! Seed money for the re-animator! So I decided not to put those Bacos on my yam I put them on my chili Me and my crew we love Ping-pong and paintball all night All night, in the morning we can't stop Til they think I'm a pink bunny River deep, mountain high Shave my pubes, got that fever flowing up Shawty, tell me, holla Yeah, every grandma oughta freak when they see me And my brown one-eye (one-eye) Tonight I'm leavin' Though I'm bleedin' Now you know me as Dirty spaceman, yeah Tonight I'm leavin' Got that spaceman head And now I"m leavin (Now I'm leavin') Angel mouth Ate my Jedi Jello Now she feels the burn (Now she feels the burn) And I'm feeling extra angry I-I-I I'm the Dirty Spaceman Lucy got a secret show cat