Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - Pickin' Up Chicks lyrics

AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics ST = Special T's lyrics AG: What's wrong with the b**hes in here, T? I'm usin' all my best lines.. but I can't get any Like 'You, Me, and a midget makes three.' 'I was gonna f** your brains out, but somebody beat me' 'I wanna spank you, baby with a sack of kidney beans Cover your body in sour cream and let my friends lick it off of you..' ..... 'uhh... mind if I push in your stool?' ST: I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and wheelchairs, baby.. Wanna go back to my place and use all three? You remind me a lot of a girl I used to date she's dead now...hey, where you going? wait!! Wanna see a trick I picked up in prison? its girls like you that make me wish I were a lesbian. Oh I just pissed my pants, I was hoping to get in yours' I'm gonna go home and beat off if I get slapped once more AG: i don't play pool, but i'll put my balls on your rack you're like a f**in' whale, but i could go for a hump back everything I wanna do to you I learned at SeaWorld. Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you girl. I'd walk a million miles over broken gla** just to shake hands with the guy that f**ed you last. You remind me of my cousin.. see, it's just that I'm always wanting something that I can never have ST: just remember baby, to you I am a virgin, I'm gonna make you feel like it was my first time wow, your eyebrows are thick, but i'm not judging just as long as you ain't gonna get me sick with something wanna play pac man? how many pills can you swallow, before i catch ya? i got sk**s always got one hand on my muthaf**in joystick if you were a booger you'd be my first pick AG: Does this smell like chloroform to you?' i'm no fiddler on the roof, but i'll diddle 'er on the roofies Is it cold in here, or are you smugglin' tic tacs? What's a girl like you doin' with a face like that? ST: You're cuter than my last victim, i mean girlfriend, though If I cut your arms off, you'd look like Venus de Milo. You make my penis smile, so.. here's twenty bucks Drink until I'm cute, then come back and we'll f**