AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics ST = Special T's lyrics Both: i drink crest! that sh**'s the best better than a wet tshirt contest from across the room you can smell my breath 'cause crest! ...that sh**'s the best AG: if i were a carpenter, i'd hammer on my piglet collect my nine dollas and fifteen cents that's enough to pick up three cans of crest malt liquor is my favorite thing to ingest, i guess drink so f**in much crest you'll be impressed i'm not talkin about toothpaste (like aquafresh) but when i brush my teeth it's always 10 percent cresssssst.. that sh**'s the best both: i drink crest! that sh**'s the best better than checkin' out your stepsister's breasts from across the room you can smell my breath 'cause crest! ...that sh**'s the best ST: my eyes are gettin fuzzy i can't see far curse the man that mugged me tonight at the bar though he did have an excellent taste in lager it hit me f**in' harder than a louisville slagger i'm sorry sir i can't stop apologizing this beat's ten percent but it's got y'all jivin chuggin' back tall cans, screamin at the sun (you're pissin in public) gotta get the job done Both: i drink crest! that sh**'s the best better than bobby f**in fisher at chess from across the room you can smell my breath 'cause crest! ...that sh**'s the best i drink crest! that sh**'s the best better than j-lo as an actress from across the room you can smell my breath 'cause crest! ...that sh**'s the best ST: they call me special t, cuz i got special needs AG: i need a couple cans of crest ST: and a half oz of weed AG: better than crystal meth ST: better than speed AG: f**in ten percent both: Three dollars a piece AG: gotta get some girlies up in this place ST: gonna get 'em drunk so they'll sit on my face AG: yeah whatever, i spit rhymes with f**in precision ST: i'm smooth as f**in hell but i've lost my vision AG: too drunk to f** ST: but i've got a viagra my dick gets so f**in' hard it'll gag ya AG: you give me head? that makes it worse take out your f**in' retainer put it in your purse ST: too drunk to f** AG: but that's alright both: drink enough crest, i can go all night Both: i drink crest! that sh**'s the best better than everything by minor threat from across the room you can smell my breath 'cause crest! ...that sh**'s the best i drink crest! that sh**'s the best better than cummin' on your stepsister's breasts from across the room you can smell my breath 'cause crest! ...that sh**'s the best