[HOOK: ODiN] DAMN I LOVE THEM TUMBLR b*tchES (X2) DAMN I WANT THEM TUMBLR b*tchES (X2) [VERSE 1: ODiN] fu*k REAL GIRLS, I ONLY fu*k WITH TUMBLR b*tchES MY FRIENDS ARE TELLING ME THAT I'M SOME KIND OF SEXIST THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I GOT AN ACQUIRED TASTE FOR PERFECT PICTURES, TUMBLR b*tchES WITH A PERFECT FACE NO FLAWS AT ALL, A LITTLE PHOTOSHOPPING AND WE'RE GOOD DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE KAWAii OR IF YOU'RE SUPER-HOOD NOW, DON'T BE SELFISH TAKE A SELFIE PUT IT UP GIRL INDULGE ME b*tch, I'M ONLINE ALL THE TIME, KINDA LIKE A HACKER I'M FOREVER ON THE GRIND, MOTHERfu*k A SLACKER GOING ON DATES AND GETTING GIRLFRIENDS, THAT sh*t'S DUMB I'M GROWING OLDER BUT THESE TUMBLR GIRLS FOREVER YOUNG [HOOK: ODiN] DAMN I LOVE THEM TUMBLR b*tchES (X2) DAMN I WANT THEM TUMBLR b*tchES (X2) TUMBLR b*tchES (X8) [VERSE 2: BAD BOY HJ] SEPTUM PIERCINGS AND PINK DIP-DYE THE ONLY GIRLS I DON'T FEEL AWKWARD STARING IN THE EYE SHE 18 AND I'M 30 I'M SURE TO REBLOG WHEN HER PICS GET A LITTLE DIRTY SICKO MOBB, SHE GOT ME BOPPIN I KILL THAT FOLLOW bu*tON, NO I AIN'T STOPPING SHE DON'T KNOW ME BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW HER fu*k MY OWN LIFE, I ESCAPE INTO HER WORLD AND ALL MY FRIENDS... ARE SETTLING DOWN... THEY SEND ME WEDDING PICTURES, BABY PICTURES ON MY PHONE BUT WITH THESE GIRLS ON MY DASH I'M NEVER ALONE [HOOK] [MIDDLE 8: ODiN] AND IN THE END IT'S JUST ME AND MY COMPUTER SCREEN IF YOU AIN'T TALKING TUMBLR b*tchES YOU AIN'T TALKING TO ME REAL LIFE OUTSIDE, TOO fu*kING BORING IMMA HIDE, I DECIDE TO LIVE MY LIFE HIKIKOMORI HIKIKOMORI... NO fu*k THAT sh*t, I'M ON THE ROAD TO RICHES I'M NOT BRINGING ANYBODY BUT MY TUMBLR b*tchES [HOOK]