Back Of The Cla** - My Mom's On Facebook lyrics

You used to be a special place for all my college friends. A sanctuary in cyberspace, but every love story ends. (Facebooooook.....) Why'd you have to go and lose your exclusivity? Now all my nightmares have come true... my mom just friended me! Since she joined she spends all her time checking my news feed. My interests are no longer bubble bu*ts and sticky weed. She whacked my a** on Mafia Wars and Flixtered "You've Got Mail." She washed the colors with the whites and posted "laundry fail" ('cause now)... CHORUS My mom's on Facebook. She found a new way to nag me. My mom's on Facebook. Comments whenever friends tag me. My mom's on Facebook. She only got it to stalk me. My mom's on Facebook. My childhood photos co*k-block me. My wall is not for e-mail, mom, you'll never get it right. And gifting me some s**y lips don't mean a kiss goodnight. She keeps on adding all my friends, they just think she's a joke... except for Steve who says that she's a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!) Mama read my 25 Things and each and every note. Now she knows I lost a bet and had to wax my scrote. Suggests new pages every day from "hugs" to "Will and Grace." It's getting to the point I'll have to switch back to MySpace. (But not really!) Wrote in my status, "boss is keeping me at work." Mom responded, "now I see why you told me he's a jerk." My boss saw it and fired me and mom's the reason why. Now I'm starving and I'm lonely and I'm probably gonna die... (because) CHORUS My mom's on Facebook. Now I've gotta watch every word. My mom's on Facebook. Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg. My mom's on Facebook. Posted a public reminder... My mom's on Facebook. ...that I came out her vagina! My mom's on Facebook. Invited me to my cousin's communion. My mom's on Facebook. It's like a family reunion. My mom's on Facebook. I'm trying not to be bitter... My mom's on Facebook. ...but she just found me on Twitter! My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom... all moms! They're all on Facebook.