Bacchus Paine - Cunnilingus Done Right: Part 2 lyrics

Part 2: Wait - Why Are You Doing This There is one word that describes every single above-average cunnilictor: ENTHUSIASTIC. This is why I told you in Part 1 you have to want to go down to do it right. If you're afraid to get a face up in it, these techniques won't work. On the other hand, they're going to be WAY more effective if you show your ladyfriend how happy you are about pleasing her. Be obvious. Vocal. Hum with pleasure. Sigh with pleasure. Do it for at least two reasons: 1. Women come ONLY when their BRAINS are in the right place to come. This happens when they feel safe, happy, comfortable. If they think you're saying “oh this sh** is NAST,” they will NEVER orgasm. On the other hand, if you make them feel safe and comfortable and think you find their p**y utterly irresistible, their pleasure can increase exponentially AND they will generally come more quickly and with greater frequency over time, as they become continuously more comfortable. (Pro Tip: If you make a woman come with your mouth and THEN penetrate her, she's more likely to come from penetration, and will probably come more quickly. Plus you'll have figured out how to tell when it's happening.) 2. Vocalizations require vibrations, and vibrations are GOOD. Purring, good. Sighing, rush of warm air, good. Even a little “mmm” hum, good. Don't sing the national anthem or anything, but be vocal. All different vocalizations in succession, even better. This isn't just about women; I've hummed while I s**ed a dick sort of whimsically and the dude basically had a pleasure seizure. His knees buckled. Here's why: Any vocalizations will vary the part of her nerve endings that are activated and the way in which they are activated. This variation reawakens nerves that have become used to the other sensations you're pimping. After you've thrown down those variations, the stuff you're doing before will feel even better. (More on the power of variations coming up). Unfortunately, I can't teach you to be enthusiastic. I can only encourage you to be open about whatever enthusiasm you may have. All the techniques I discuss in this little treatise are going to work infinitely better if performed enthusiastically. In the last chapter, I offered some suggestions on how to feel your lady friend out. If you took the time to complete that process, you're already on the road to solid cunnilingal performance. Hopefully during that process you learned a few things about her: Does she like you focused in one spot or did she respond to teasing in several different areas? If she responded elsewhere too, consider those spots your “secondary targets.” If you're lucky, you have a few to work with. Did she yelp or moan particularly when your tongue went inside her (just a little)? If she did, you may wanna start doing some lingual pushups, cause you can score big with an occasional trip inside. Are her nipples really sensitive? If she was bucking when you touched her b**bs (and, lordy, ma**age them. DON'T GRAB or SQUEEZE them like water balloons unless she's told you she likes that expressly, and keep the nipple-pinching occasional and teasing), get your hand up there every now and then while you're going down. Because: From here on out, you should be thinking about how you can stimulate her from as many directions as possible at once. Here's a quick note on how the s**ual brain works: When a human is aroused, s/he uses almost none of her reasoning brain and fires up the primordial, instinct based brain. When a human orgasms, the focus on the primordial brain is so strong that humans almost LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS (some women actually do, for an instant). If she starts paying an awful lot of attention to her phone, the TV, whatever, that's your cue to start varying your technique. I'm going to talk at length about that in Part 4, but first, in Part 3, I'm going to tell you how to wield that enthusiastic little tongue of yours. To go on to Part 3, click this annotation.