Babybird - The Jesus Stag Night Club lyrics

Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady Bloody thorns 'round his ears like he was a crazy He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine Crushed a berry in his perrier and called it wine He said, "there's great sadness in life, but don't sit there and blub: Here's some tickets for your friends to the jesus stag night club!" I can't remember where i was last night Think i was hanging naked off a church spire Tied by my ankles to a weathervane Felt like i was jesus on fire Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs Drove myself home in a stolen car Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man When you throw it in the air it's resurrected from your hand We went to a motel, he showed me his bible I said, "tell me the truth," while he looked me in the eyeball He said, "there's great happiness in life but don't just sit there in love: Here's some tickets for your friends to the jesus stag night club!" I can't remember where i was last night Think i was getting on a night bus Lyin' on the laps of my good friends Judas priest and lazarus I'm getting married in the big bad morning But it feels like i'm giving birth I feel so happy i could scream "this is my last few seconds on earth" Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow m coffee cup I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up But when i turned around i could see…it was jesus… I can't remember where i was last night Think i was hanging on a church spire Tied by my ankles to a weathervane Felt like i was jesus on fire Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs Drove myself home in a stolen car I can't remember where i was last night Think i was getting on a night bus Lyin' on the laps of my good friends Judas priest and lazarus I'm getting married in the big bad morning But it feels like i'm giving birth I feel so happy i could scream "this is my last few seconds on earth!"