B.W.P. - Two Minute Brother lyrics

TM = Tanisha Michelle L = Lyndah Intro: [L] Is this all you got? One minute and you go pop? You's a big disgrace I aughta mush you all in your face! Telling me lies; you a real good lover You a Two Minute Brother Verse 1 [L] I hate guys who talk a lot of sh** How they last long, and got good dicks Talking sh**: I'm the best lover They all Two Minute Brothers [Man] No I know you can't be talking to me 'Cause I be swing long all night long Know what I'm saying? I'll turn your vagina stupid [L] See, I'm the kind of b**h that loves to be f**ed Trimmed, tucked, stuffed, and s**ed Up in my a**, deep down in my throat So we can get busy, but jimmy wear a raincoat He said [Man] Goddam that sh** sounds dope! Look no further, hoe, I'm the pope Like religion, nasty or nice You got to give me some p**y like a sacrifice I got the full night, stretching after twelve Like a burnt offering going straight to hell 'Cause I'm a pump you up, cold split your clit Then let you cum in my mouth while you s** my dick Then I'm a turn you over, belly up b**h And lick that a** right where you sh** [L] Well needless to say, I took him back to my house Took a quick shower, rinsed out my mouth My starving a**, my sh** wet as hell I had to do the right thing [L & TM] Take a Ma**engill! [L] We lay back coolin' drinking Hennessy When he said [ Man] Keep it same to intervene [L & TM] Lift 'em up, spread 'em out [L] I'll have something on! The beautiful was cold three inches long Now I'm pissed and I'm ready to b**h But my c*nt's so horny, I don't give a sh** 'Cause I'm one nasty a** b**h And I need something up in my clit I only got half of his, I'm still ticked Aw, what the hell, just go for it [Man] (grunt for 10 seconds) I'm through! [L] Is this all I get? Is this supposed to be good dick? Damn, you said you was a good lover! But you a Two Minute Brother n***a, I ain't even bust a sweat Not to mention, I ain't paying yet I was about to be cool, but why did I bother 'Cause his sh** shriveled up like a Vienna sausage Now I'm hot, I got an attitude It's time for dinner, I'm serving seafood On your knees, motherf**er, let your tongue stroll! Push upon that b**h until you hit my flow And ladies, beware of those talkative brothers Chances are, they're Two Minute motherf**ers [Man] Damn, maybe your sh** broke! I know you ain't been talking about me 'Cause man, sh**, I was so far up in that a** I was out your back I don't know what you talking about baby 'Cause if my dick wasn't good, then why was you hollering? Huh? Why was you hollering? [L] I was hollering to keep from laughing in your face! [Man] Not all the time? [L & TM] Throw that girl, throw that girl, kick it Throw that girl, just kick that sh** (4x) Yeah, girl! Verse 2 [L] Most us girls do it and do it And I'm the kind of girl that throws my back into it Now here's the type of man that we can't stand The one who always holds his thing in his hand Talking about it all the time Lying, and saying it's about size nine Always got his hands between his legs You know the kind, the one who always begs The one who claims to be a real good lover Usually, he's a Two Minute Brother Chorus (6x) Outro: [L] B.W.P. In effect once again for all you females across America For all those too short, two inch, all talk, no action Two Minute Brothers