B-Ly & WillFake - Bow-Wow lyrics

[ Intro ] Yo, dawg, puppies, sh**, they just barkin' [ Bridge ] My dog's black, it was called Blacky Always afraid, always browbeaten by me Smaller than Acer laptop, I said lapdog What it does, it just goes [ Hook ] x4 Bow-wow (woof), bow-wow (woof-woof) [ Verse 1 ] Beware of this dog, it's scab over! While you see it peed, you must just hover! Wait, I got sh**s on a stair, I stomp it, the f** it was? How been the f** this b**h doin'? So Nike shoes I wash (Woof!) It's in a pickle, when I approach it, it drools, revoltin' like co*kroaches! He's pounchin' my crotches, bitin' like Kevin, I cave in, got rabies (Oh!) Wait, Billy! I'm gon' tell granny! No, Willy, there's only nanny! What the heck's that she's afraid of dog? Granny's sleepin'! But f** that, that's leapin', I'm motherf**in' slippin'! (No!) I got an idea! Quit callin' the whole media! That I'll be rippin' its neck and k**in' That's hurtin'? Man, this dog's gon' be makin' royalty for Bahamen [Bridge]+[Hook] [ Verse 2 ] Who let the dogs out? This pug's reluctant to secure this house Look, it gets nasty scar, it ain't even runnin' as fast as Nascar So Anaconda, don't motherf**in' k** my dog again No, it drops from second floor, pratfall that it attains! Glove! (woof!) Glove! Phony bloodhound lurked and lunge me! Secondhand window be the home, we know that this dog still don't.. (Don't be what?) ..docile! Hey, good people, y'all better flee! That f**in' fake Doberman ain't lively, look, b**h, there was its flea! *biting* From a far away, I snoop dog and playin' peek-a-boo, the dog runs and I pick a boot *swing* Swung it on its head, bangin' *dog groaning*, next wound for it! What do I see? This poodle is heehawin', stupid a**! Litterin' some bones It's angry as hell, so I'm backpackin' a tombstone! Could I send my pent-up angers on? Sorry, Roy Tomlinson, abuse e-mail And this shy dog got an accident by truck, bowels out Full of acid yellower than The Simpson