B Horowitz - The Legend of MC H20 lyrics

[The Blind Def Crew] The Blind Def Crew you know we're hardcore [The Phantom] Got a blind chauffeur got his cane out the door Tip tip tap pin on down to broadway [Tic Toc] Women and children get out of the way! [The Blind MC] Rollin' in the ride down the avenue If you get in the way, you are through! Drivin' in the car cruising down the block Rollin' on the street or on the sidewalk The Blind Def Crew is on the mike Drivin' by braille is what we like [The Phantom] The Blind MC he likes a girl that's real Not a sight to see, but something to feel [The Blind MC] Don't give me a girl with fly fingernails Just give me a honey I can read like braille [Tic Toc] We are so fresh cause we got the beat Walkin' down the block cane before feet [The Blind Def Crew] Blind is what I am, def is how we rock Sighted MCs get off our jock Our music is so live the sound is the beat But we don't have a beat box to make it all complete The reason for this is not def or blind But we'll explain it now in this tragic rhyme We had a def beat box he played with the band But he beat under water not on land The livest freshest defest ever to rock He was the one and only nautical beat box It all started in the pool one sunny day When MC H20 started to play He was out in the water throwin' down So I broke out the tape and recorded the sound We'd be rockin' the beat jamming' at the show He'd bring his fish tank and be good to go We'd chill at the beach and put the girls in motion While MC H20 was beatin in the ocean To be a great beat box was his only wish To create the sounds and chill with the fish He rose to the top just like a dream Beatin' in rivers lakes and streams His beats were always def and sometimes ill If you looked real close, you could see his gills He lived life hard he gave it his all He took his vacation in Niagra Falls The legend is great and I wouldn't want to spoil it But one day I caught him beat boxing in the toilet But off of that and back to the story Of the human percolator's rise and fall from glory On October 31st MCH20 Was invited on TV by Jaques Cousteau Jaques and the crew were chillin in the boat H20 was in the water cause he could float Chillin' in the waves cold ocean percolating When Jaques yelled out "H20 is evaporating" We looked in the water and it was true He had swallowed his tongue and was turning blue We were up on the calypso nothing we could do MC H20 was clearly through We threw a lifeboat out to save the submarine MC His mama was crying watching on TV We dragged him out the water laid him out on his back His last words were "underwater beat box is whack!" Fresh