Oh, my monday woman Starch and iron my clothes Monday woman Starch and iron my clothes My tuesday woman Pays my room rent and board Oh, my wednesday woman Buys my hat and shoes Wednesday woman Buys my hat and shoes And my thursday woman Woman always singin' the blues Well, i feel like jumpin' From the treetop to the ground Feel like jumpin' From the treetop to the ground Because my friday woman Woman just talks all the time Well, i don't want no woman Got to give my money to Don't need no woman I got to give my money to She'll spend it all on a bar The woman don't mean no good