Now I'm a little shy I like to stay homeo Shakespear's my guy Julie and Romeo Now I have found a girl so dear She cares not if Will he war queer Who cares not if Hammy made it with his Ma? To be or not to be my lover To me there could not be another To be or not to be's my plea It's as you like it you know To me there could not be another In hardback or in paper cover To be or not to be's my plea Some like the sun They'd be a Barbadian We think it's fun Here in Stratford-on-Avion Kids go to a disco show We stay and praise Malvolio Who cares if Will He dressed his guys as chicks? To be or not to be my lover ... We are a couplet heaven knows Undo my doublet baby And I'll undo your hose To be or not to be my lover It's as you like it you know.