Heard the news about the scare In the underwear Populations getting thin Forget the bomb its carnal sin yeh! Marriage up divorce is down No one wants to f*ck around Save the rose reject romance Micky Mouse don`t drop his pants Now to s**ual relations Better take a wife Now that s** is d**h Better lead a boring life No time for social kissing You`ll hardly raise a smile When you think what you`ll be missing Iron undies back in style Now where did it start? And where will it end? Be nice to the wife Can`t trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again Seems like only yesterday Cocaine and extasy Run around and jump on anything ya see A marriage of convenience Saw a doctor went abroad Saved up a few pennies Ran the weelchair down to Lourdes Now handsome is as handsome does And I did it everywhere Before the currant era I didn`t have a care Bloodstream destination Megavitamin therapy Artificial insemination D.I.Y. vasectomy Oh spaceman junkfood Dallas The 20th century Two World Wars a Great Depression This must be Germ War III Now where did it start? And where will it end? Be nice to the wife Can`t trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No need for alimony `Cos no one wants to split Liesure times a gamble But jogging keeps you fit Packed my bags for China Join the yellow race Nostradamus had a theory They`re inheriting the place Blamed it on the Haliens C.I.A and KGB A.R.C. light a shining Down on monogamy New date really hard Promiscure? Change your views Unless you got a health card Take a tip from Howard Hughes Oh Trocadero transfer I-Beam closet scene Cat and mouse with the press Exposé celebrity Now where did it start? And where will it end? Be nice to the wife Can`t trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No no no The tramp of time continues En ma**e to wedding bells But they haven`t made no breakthrough To helper T. white cells Wholesale Hyper wipe out Technology against the pest Put away those etchings Sorry baby no contest Notches and phone members Collection flesh as pelts Stealing cancers thunder Blows below the belt Oh don`t it make you wonder `Bout how the cards are dealt Hoyl cow Now where did it start? And where will it end? Be nice to the wife Can`t trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again