b**h And Animal - Drag King Bar lyrics

Drag King Bar well I was bored with the lesbian scene I told myself I gotta find another thing so I strapped on my boots and I walked down the street and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b. (drag king bar, that is) when I walked in at quarter to eight well I thought that I might be straight at the drag kind bar last night it's unlike me to look at boys when the girls are packing toys I can dig that scene all right then across the bar he played the air guitar and mouthed those words real s**y it was then that I surely knew that this one would be a two if I played my cards just right well I was drunk and I was bored and he was cute so I was lured at the drag king bar last night where all the boys are really girls and the f*gs whip out their pearls at the drag king bar last night then at a quarter to ten he scoped me again and drank his beer so s**y it was then that I surely knew that this one would be a two by the end of the night tonight then he used the line that works everytime he said hey is this seat taken? I said no he said let's go I said where I don't care I'm a scorpio take me home right now then at a quarter to twelve as I began to delve into that drag king last night well my thoughts were so strange boy my luck sure had changed I was queen to the king last night