Aziz Ansari - Getting Recognized in New York lyrics

I used to live in New York and I love living there because you can walk around everywhere and you know when I walked around sometimes people would recognize me from things they've seen me on TV or whatever. A lot of times I wouldn't hear what they said because I would have headphones on so I'd kinda just go, (walks around stage pretending to be distracted) “Cool man glad you liked the show”. I'd just keep walking and this one guy said something to me one time and I went, “Cool man glad you liked the show”. And when I walked past him I realized “Oh man, that guy didn't say anything about the show.” He went, “Hey man your fly's down.” And I went, “Cool man, glad you liked the show. Glad you liked seeing my dick popping out of my pants, come back next week you can see one of my balls.”