Aziz Ansari - CVS lyrics

I was down at CVS and I had a rather odd a**ortment of items I needed to get. I had to get a liter of Jack Daniels, a two liter bottle of Coca-Cola, a box of condoms, and a ten pack of blank CDR discs. And I thought it'd be awesome that if every morning I went and bought those four things for like six months, just to develop this really weird reputation with the staff there. They would be like, “Hold on man, this guy drinks a liter of Jack and Coke everyday, this guy has s** twelve times a day, and then burns ten blank CD's. Ten blank CD's, ten discs that's like 7.5 gigs a day, what kind of data is he backing up? Would it make more sense to just get an external hard drive at this point? Is he burning music? Wouldn't it just make more sense to get an iPod? Maybe he's just making mixed CD's for all the girls he's f**ing. Two of those girls ain't getting CD's though. Which two are those? Which two don't get the CD's?”