Aziz Ansari - Are White People Psyched All the Time? lyrics

Um I do this TV show right now and you know when you're promoting a TV show you gotta do a lot of interviews and I was doing an interview once and this guy goes, “So um you must be pretty psyched about this Slumdog Millionaire stuff” and I go, “Yeah, um I am but I don't know why though because I have nothing to do with that movie”. Some people that kinda look like me are in that movie that everyone loves and winning Oscars and stuff. And I was like, “Woah woah woah are white people psyched all the time? It's like Back to the Future is us, Godfather that's us, Godfather Part Two that's us, Departed that's us, Sunset Boulevard that's us, Citizen Kane that's us, Jaws that's us, every f**ing movie but Slumdog Millionaire and Boyz n the Hood, black people s** our dicks! (chuckles to himself)