I hope I'm dreaming 'Cause this can't be awake I hope I'm dead Just for my sake Who knew all this would come From a dirty gun Son of a b**h You thought he was a cowboy The mad hatter bashes your face again Look into his eyes and see where evil lives Bullet through window And down the rabbit hole This is one f**ed up fairy tale Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice You'll get what's coming You and your children The wicked witch has OD'd on pills again And the dragon lights up a cigarette He's blowing smoke right into your face again It's off with their heads Snakes are seething The big bad wolf is rabid and teething Bullet through window And down the rabbit hole This is one f**ed up fairy tale Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice Little pig, little pig Put her down Slapped around Choked and drowned Little pig, little pig Put her down Slapped around Choked and drowned Little pig, little pig Put her down Slapped around Choked and drowned Little pig, little pig Put her down Slapped around Choked and drowned Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Don't end up like Alice Hey you, black and blue Watch out, you'll end up like Alice