(Verse 1) Back from rehab, Vodka red bull, Pop a xanax, Pop a handful, Yeah I'm driving, Silver lexus, Drink in hand While i check my texts, Filthy trashy it girl sh**, That's hot, loves it, both were hits, I'm Ayesha neiers, f** I'm wired, Never tired Who do you think i am? I'm on my heiress sh**, Blonde pigtails on my paris sh**, Hit 1Oak, score some coke, Boho chic with the gucci tote, Fabulous just like sharpay, Brand new watch from cartier, Bloodys nose, designer clothes, When I'm out with lindsay clubs never close (bridge) I'm hot sh** See me in the paper I'm hot b**h Text me later I'm f**ing rad I'm f**ing danger Believe what you read about me baby (Hook) Cause I'm Major (literally) (Verse 2) Hey raisin face Get the f** out of my light See you in line with tara While i walk right by Sure you're important But to them I'm christ American royalty Dripped in ice I'm on my britney sh** Beat your car and get away with it Laws? Don't apply to me. So f**ing famous in a day I'm free I party with your f**ing idol's My lifestyle makes you suicidal I'm spoiled rotten you're living rough I'm nicole richie and your hilary duff (bridge) I'm hot sh** See me in the paper I'm hot b**h Text me later I'm f**ing rad I'm f**ing danger Believe what you read about me baby (Hook) Cause I'm Major (literally) (Bridge) Oh my god, she looks good, oh my god, you know you wish you could (Hook) Cause I'm Major (literally)