Austin Lounge Lizards - Stupid Texas Song lyrics

Texas is a big state, north to south and east to west Alaska doesn't really count, we're bigger than the rest You can waltz across it, though, so grab your yellow rose And sing another song of Texas, this is how it goes One more stupid song about Texas For miles and miles it rambles on Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest liars anywhere Let's sing another stupid Texas song By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo! Even of our pride we're proud and we're proud of that pride, too Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede One more stupid song about Texas You've heard it all before so sing along Biggest belt buckles and boasts, love that big old Texas toast Let's sing another stupid Texas song Our accents are the drawliest, our howdies are the y'alliest Our lone star flag's the waviest, our fried steak's the cream-graviest Our rattlesnakes the coiliest, our beaches are the oiliest Our politicians most corrupt, our stop signs most abrupt Our guitars are the twangiest, our guns are the kablangiest Our cattle the long-horniest, our yodels the forlorniest Our cookoffs are the chiliest, our Waylon is the Williest Our sausage is the smokiest, our neighbors are the Okiest From Texarkana to El Paso, Dalhart down to Orange Every spot in Texas has got what you're looking for Aren'cha glad that Texas put the stars up in the sky If heaven isn't Texas, pardner, I don't want to die One more stupid song about Texas Just 'cause we're braggin', that don't mean it's wrong Biggest heads and biggest hearts, biggest various body parts Let's sing another stupid Texas song Toss your hats into the air, we're obnoxious, we don't care Let's sing another stupid Texas song One more blusterin', bumptious, bald faced, brazen High flown, high-tone, dander-up, panderin' Pompous, puffed-up, snotty, swaggerin' Stupid Texas song