Aurelio Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy lyrics

All right girls, come on Move it along, dont dilly dally, men are waiting! Gentlemen! Come on in, right on in, to our temple of sin! The sensual and sublime With multiple versions of every perversion And women of every kind If you're a fellow who likes a Bordello With something off for a change 2 dollars more you can have a dead who*e We specialize in the strange If you get lucky this evening And one takes you out for a whirl! Might I suggest you look under the dress? Cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here! Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy! What a curious sight! Our female selection is not quite perfection It's like biting into a bitter confection! At Cathouse Tragedy There's an Asian Albino, and as far as I know She has a prosthetic eye And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it If you tire of her thighs Dont be alarmed by the girl with no arms She's actually quite a treat And if you wanna she'll peel your banana She's bloody good with her feet! If you get lucky this evening and one takes you out for a spin! I'd be suggesting a lamby intestine You dont know where these girls have been! Oh! Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy! It's a curious sight! Our female collection is not quite perfection It's like biting into a bitter confection! At Cathouse Tragedy They called you pretty in your hometown Not to be petty But here in the city you're not all that pretty You're lucky we keep you around! Now get back to work! Come on in to the cathouse! We have pussies of every kind! We have black, white and yellow, and red ones! And only one or two are feline! I'm your benevolent emcee And I'm here to make sure they behave! Sure they smell like cheese And they're full of disease But just think of the money you'll save! Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy! It's a curious sight! Our female collection is not quite perfection It's like biting into a bitter confection! At Cathouse Tragedy