Well the menotaur's my butler, Cyclops my valet A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way Through a river made of fire and a street that's paved with bones I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne It's the Land of the Dead and heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the overlord of the underworld cause I hold horror's hand In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty I far and around in the underground and ya can't take that from me Cerberus my lapdog is loyal as can be My bed is made of skulls I'm in the lap of luxury I got a Dragon's Blood jacoozi the Gorgons think it's cool And a seven headed hydra living in my swimming pool It's the Land of the Dead and heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the overlord of the underworld cause i hold horror's hand In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty I far and around in the underground and ya can't take that from me No ya can't take that away from me