Aurelio Voltaire - Normal For a Man lyrics

When i was a young man i traveled 'round the world And i been with every kind of girl I think i slept with half the population of Japan It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man Back then our president he really raised the bar Getting stuck caught in the cookie jar He gave new meaning to having an intern on your staff It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat What i wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand Just grow a pair and fess up and say "It's normal for a man!" When you are a Tiger and have a gorgeous wife Sometimes you just get tired of your life If you eat Filet Mignon each day eventually you'll want spam It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man Take that motorcycle man who wed a movie star While she made films he trolled around in bars He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her a** It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat What i wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand Just grow a pair and fess up and say "It's normal for a man!" We men we have our predilections We'll cheat if given half the chance There ain't no such thing as s** addiction We're just all horny ba*tards and we can't keep it in our pants It's perfectly normal! perfectly natural! Now i'm old and wiser and have a lovely wife And i'll be true to her for all my life I ain't sayin' that im special or that i'm a superman I guess im just too old and tired to do what's normal for a man But if i did i wouldn't go lyin' through his teeth And Rattle off excuses for what made me cheat I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand I'd show my pair and fess up and say "It's normal for a man!" Well then you'd leave and i'll be lonely. I'd hit the bar and wreck my health I'd cry and say i ruined everything.... Dont be sad for me it's nothing strange it's normal for a man!