Aurelio Voltaire - The Vampire Club lyrics

Well the moon was full and the color of blood The night the pirates came to the Vampire Club Their leader was tall and snide and slim He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well he recognized a vampire from his school He did something that was most uncool He said "Hey everybody! See the fool in the cape? His name is Bernie Weinstein and he's in the 8th grade!" Fangs were flyin', capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a Vampire's scorn Number 1 rule in this game Never call one by his real name Wigs were torn top hates were crushed By pointy boots in a rush And Boris at the bar orders a bud And says "It's just another night at the Vampire club!" Missie lost her fang in the ladie's room We all laughed and called her Snagletooth Dede was mad because we broke his cane And he flushed his contacts down the drain There was so much angst after the fight Vlad and Agasha broke up that night While some rivetheads danced in a puddle of goo That used to be father you-know-who! Fangs were flyin', capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned Number 1 rule in this game Never call one by his real name Wigs were torn top hats were crushed By pointy boots in a rush And Boris at the bar orders a bud And says "It's just another night at the Vampire club!" Well it's hard to believe but we're still around When we hang out it's always Upside Down Dressed in black from toe to head Screaming "BELA LUGOSI'S STILL UNDEAD!" A gaggle of goths is a peaceful sight We'll do anything to avoid a fight But if you really want to see some gore and blood Just wait until the ravers come to the Vampire Club! Fangs were flyin', capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned Number 1 rule in this game Never call one by his real name Wigs were torn top hats were crushed By pointy boots in a rush And Boris at the bar orders a bud And says "It's just another night at the Vampire club!"