Aurelio Voltaire - Bitrektual lyrics

[Trekkie] Live long and prosper if you're one of us! [Star Wars Fan] May the force be with you Unless that phrase dont fit you [Trekkie] Forever we have been at odds [SW Fan] 'cause you're a drooling trekkie! [Trekkie] Says the Lucas lakkie! [both] Whatever! [Trekkie] We are out at space the last frontier Seeking life that's new and strange out here A new civilization in the great beyond Boldly going where no one has gone [SW Fan] Our tale is better in every way! In a galaxy far, far, away! A great adventure happened a long, long, time ago But then i dont suppose that you would know! [Trekkie] We have rayguns we call Phasers! [SW Fan] We have blasters AND lightsabers! [Trekkie] We have ships that fly at warp! [SW Fan] Yeah..it's called Hyperspace you dorks! [Trekkie] We got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks [SW Fan] Well a guy who plays with Tribbles shouldn't talk! [Trekkie] Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual! How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual? [Sw Fan] ....that's disgusting... [Trekkie] Yeah..forget i mentioned it Klingons shooting at our starboard side We got a hull breech on the Enterprise We drifted to the Neutral zone and we're on the wrong side We need a wormhole to make it out alive [SW Fan] On the moon of Yagans where we hide We're having trouble with the Hyperdrive This planet keeps on spinning and the d**h Star's now in sight We hope the rebels take it out in time Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual! How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual? [Trekkie] Would't it be nice? And so much more effectual? To put our cares aside and be Bitrektual? [SW Fan] Think how awesome it would be! A team up with John, Luke, and Leia [Trekkie] Kirk and Chewey save the day! Blowing up a bird of pray! [SW Fan] Han and spock the set a net To trap the Borgh and Boba Fett [Trekkie] While 3PO and Data Raid a Tie Fighter to capture Vader! [Both] Luke and Worf get into it! And blow the d**h star into bits! [Trekkie] And then we throw the tribbles into the Sarlac pit! [SW Fan] And then we kick the Ewoks into it! [Trekkie] Live long and prosper so say we all! [SW Fan] Wait....what? May the force be with you May the timelords keep you! [Trekkie] Forever! We can't Babylon! [SW Fan] There's no use debating! The Star Gate's waiting! Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual! How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual? So let's take the advice of an Asian h*mos**ual! Lets put our cares aside and be Bitrektual1 Hell i wanna be Sci-Fi Multi-Trektual! [Trekkie] Live long and prosper! [SW Fan] May the force be with you! [Trekkie] NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! [SW Fan] Uh..to infinity and beyond! [Trekkie] You....are ridiculous