Ashtin Larold - Ash Tins & Door Mats lyrics

[Verse 1: Mat4yo] Here's the strategy: eat up a piano beat Show them we the cats that beat these rap's elite fantastically Charge a**ault and battery, our radish, beets, and cabbage leaves It's actually a fact that Ash and Matt are far from baggage free [Verse 2: Ashtin Larold] Yo, came from tragedy, down about 2,000 leagues Me and Captain Nemo practice drowning beats, surrounding seas Breached surface and the mic was where I had to be So, naturally, Matt and me collabed, and now we attacking beats [Verse 3: Mat4yo] Don't try to battle me unless you have a cavalry Led by Samus Aran, Captain MacTavish, and Master Chief We withstand the siege, no matter the power your blasters be Our vocab bring the heat that makes Cortana issue ma** retreat [Verse 4: Ashtin Larold] What a sad defeat, but you couldn't win We the deadly duo that defeated Mugen and Jin We, live in the shadows and we move with the wind We're like Batman and Robin with a musical spin [Verse 5: Mat4yo] I couldn't say it better, got me saying kudos to him If you're dissing, you must be sipping on fruit juice and gin Mixed with roofied ingredients, we're the dudes at the peak of this We're so cool, we're equaling species with Zeus and Prometheus, yo [Verse 6: Ashtin Larold] We've reached frequencies unequaled by you feeble kids We run the streets the way De Niro and Pacino did Beat you with a meat cleaver, leave you kids with bleeding dicks MCs feeling that it's easiest to plead the Fifth [Verse 7: Mat4yo] See that it's the heat to warm the edge of your seat And it's better when we, create these evil cretin meanings For the things we speaking, if you think the beat is near the beat, it can't be Cause that means we beat around it, but we crush it indiscreetly [Verse 8: Ashtin Larold] We completely beat these fiends competing weakly Lyrical athletes, we never cease to eat our Wheaties Mistreating all you wannabe G-Eazys rocking beanies We be lyrically deeper than the bleached remains of Pitre [Hook 1: Mat4yo + Ashtin Larold] Yo, we're crazy, zanier than Animaniacs Taking over like when Pinky and the Brain attack Skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie, and go take a nap [Both] We the Energizer bunnies draining all you Rayovacs We'll melt you fellas with a Kelvin-level stealth attack Spitting Little Debbie packs while you peddle healthy snacks Ask anyone who's ever felt the hellish wrath You'll burn in an Ash-Tin if you step on Mat [Verse 9: Mat4yo] I'm the man, but at heart, I'm the kid of the hour Making all the music that you sing in the shower Bringing the power, spitting written hits by the hour Growling, plowing through town cause now I live to devour Fricking kids who wowed at me louder since I k**ed Bowser I disemboweled his trousers with my fire-flower power Yes, and now I'm crowned, chowing down on peach chowder And found at a round table in the highest castle tower [Verse 10: Ashtin Larold] Lyrics danker than a pot vendor's top seller You white dwarves are not stellar, I'm a lot better Steamier than a cellar full of hot peppers My bars hit with the kinetic force of Brock Lesnar Leaving your skin raw and exposed, and your mind tender And cut you like the propeller blades in a large blender I have a mind more devilish than that robot Bender's I got a vocab that your feeble minds cannot render [Verse 11: Mat4yo] Check it, all of you are cheesier than cracker-snack filling Coming up short, like your brachydactyly It's Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach k**ing it On levels of “the-prize-in-a-Cracker-Jack-thrilling”, we… [Verse 12: Ashtin Larold] Stay on the grind, like a 50/50 Got people saying, “Wow! These kids are pretty nifty!” And when-ever the ba** and cymbals hit me It resonates with every single living cell within me [Hook 2: Mat4yo + Ashtin Larold] Yo, we're crazy, zanier than Animaniacs Taking over like when Pinky and the Brain attack Skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie, and go take a nap [Both] We the Energizer bunnies draining all you Rayovacs We'll melt you fellas with a Kelvin-level stealth attack Spitting Little Debbie packs while you peddle healthy snacks Embellished in facts entails a devilish wrath, and that's: You'll burn in an Ash-Tin if you step on Mat