Asher Roth - Lark On My Go-Kart lyrics

Sitting on a truffet Puffing on the best cut buds Trying to get bu*t from Ms. Muffet Me and Teddy Rockspins stirring up a ruckus Egging all the houses, Smashing all the pumpkins s** a dick bu*t-kiss Chumps can't funk with the punk kids Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins Any Tim Duncan Spur off the moment Let the whole world know I run sh** Jump ship quick Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip Twist to a front flip Son that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this Kinda like the blond Bob Sagget Ash can get nasty Pa** me a blunt and some captain Chilling with an Ashley Heading to the mall Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador Door matted who*e with your words Heard that before Poor metaphor Pedicure Get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it Yea got your Wii-Fit to practice your freeze with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp You can take a palsky I'm a take lark on my go-kart Mario Kart sk**s are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist Wait no erase it Meant to say a racer Traded in my cell phone for a new pager Take off your blue tooth now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms Bout thirty-five with at least two kids We can make out while my friend babysits All up in your fridge eating left over sh** Tuna sandwich, bu*terscotch, Crumpets, Cheetos be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my sips and then split Roll that J up Is it rolled? Yea Roll it up