Asher Roth - Wrestling is Fake lyrics

[Intro] Wrestling is fake y'all Wrestling is fake [Verse 1] Hey how you? Name Ash Roth did a deja-vu Ya I spit raw so the kind of taboo So tune to talk talk with a bit of panzu True, what you're gonna do If you don't know I'm the illest in the room And a cut dome maybe trippin' on shrooms With the tippy toe flow call it k**er tofu Beats old with the heat And this ski slope like I'm [???] Please Eric B, don't sweat the technique Peeing like I'm R Kelly on the belly of the beast Freak can't scare me But you gotta stare like a weird head piece Tortoise and the hare it ain't all about speed I'ma give a fair share while I take it easy Police, Sting was my dad I'll be sleep with the need no rap I can chief keef bro we smoke hash You be all about [???] with the neat mustache Cash, that's what I need other than that all set low key Go ahead laugh, it's in the bag, other rappers be [???] when it last in the week Ash a disease to be pa**ed when you breathe If you ask in the past to be pa** in the sleep Ask me cheat, Ray Allen to the heat You can't blame me my talent to South Beach Fate, piece of cake Excuse me while I clean my plate Let me do me I don't need no hate I just wanna go down uptown on [???] Bake I'ma day straight love my city PA my state Hang out in Philly when I wanna get away I'll be on the first plane I'll be headed to the bay Wait rock their shoe The Angelo knows voodoo so move Left mojo in my favourite suit Get boose when I'm dump when I listen in the.. Proof rhythm of the states Wish I had a sponsor ship from Hanes Hit up MJ, tell him yo dawg thanks This no tag biz is the sh** don't change Fame is the hell of the drug In a hotel in a bed with a bug Couldn't tell french bulldog or pug But I'd rather go to the bar instead of the club Nope I'ma stay home Watch Game of Thrones on the HBO It's a dope show, for those who don't know With swords and Drogos and girls with no clothes Whoa, sounds like a hit I been loving tits since I was little kid Sega Genesis and a Snuffleupagus I will never love another better pucker up them lips Chips, Dunkaroos, and I love to play Crash Bandicoot Tryin fake sick stay home for school But the only thing on was soaps and news Screw it hang with the babes First french kiss it came in sixth grade First girlfriend her name was Paige It's same time when I found out wrestling it was fake Hey, hey