Asher Roth - Lark on my go-kart - album version (edited) lyrics

Sitting on a truffet(couch) Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get bu*t from Ms. Muffet Me and Teddy Rockspins stirring up a ruckus Egging all the houses Smashing all the pumpkins s**a dick bu*t-kiss Chumps can't funk with the punk kids Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins Any Tim Duncan Spur off the moment Let the whole world know I run sh** Jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip Twist to a front flip Son that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget Ash can get nasty Pa** me a blunt and some captain Chilling with an Ashley Heading to the mall Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador Door matted who*e with your words heard that before Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few, you gone need it Yea get your Wii fit to practice your freeze with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor Ramone flow ol' so sharp You can take a palsky I'm a take lark on my go-kart Mario kart sk**s are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist Wait no erase it Meant to say racer Traded in my cell phone for a new pager Take off your bluetooth now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms Bout thirty five with at least two kids We can make out while my friend babysits All up in your fridge eating left over sh** Tuna sandwich, bu*terscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chips I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my sips and then split (roll that J is it rolled... yeah roll it up) Hair like a troll doll Basketball shorts on Yea I'm a dork but still hardly court ball up balla Yea I take too long get dolled up Give a f** if I look like I just woke up Who i'm tryna impress Honey in the sun dress With the breasts luscious Just sent me a text O-M-G your the B-E EST If you tryna have s** I'm the best at it